Build Me a Woman

I got a witness, babe.
I got a witness, babe.
Give me a witness, darling.
I need a witness, babe.
Whoa right.
I need - yeah.
Whoa right.
Yeah.

I got the poontang blues, yeah.
I got the poontang blues, yeah.
Top of my head down
To the bottom of my cowboy shoes, all right.

Build me a woman,
Make her ten feet tall.
You got to build me a woman,
Make her ten feet tall.
Don't make her ugly,
Don't make her small.
Don't make her ugly,
Don't make her, whoa, small.

Sunday trucker,
Christian motherfucker.
Yeah. Hey, hey.
Well, I'm a Sunday trucker,
Christian motherfucker.
Whoa, right.

I'm just a three-eyed boy
Looking for a twelve-toed girl.

You got to build me a woman,
Make her ten feet tall.
Build me a woman,
Make her ten feet tall.
Don't make her ugly,
Don't make her small.
Build me someone I can ball
All night long.

Source: Felt Forum, New York City - January 17, 1970