Field Day for the Sundays

I wanna be a field day for the Sundays so they can fuck up my life
Embarrass my wife and leave a bad taste
Striped toothpaste can't remove on Monday morning

I wanna be a target for the dailies
So they can show pictures of me with a nude on page three
So lacking in taste, touched up near the waist
Looking as limp as Monday morning

Touched up near the waist
Looking as limp as Monday morning