Don't Ask Me I'm Only the President [*]

There's a movie

Normally I'd call that a film

But it moved me

And that didn't rhyme with film

See this film, it only had one scene

My recollection fades

It may just have been a dream


There was a dragon teaching women to breathe fire

A long line of men being made

To walk across this high wire

If they fell off to their deaths,

They'd be martyred on the spot

If they made it to the other side,

Someone shook their hand and they were shot


Isn't that just the way it's always been

I say all men are equal

No man should be king

Or play God, define sin, or watch Hollyoaks


Big Brother needs to end

Let's hope this one's the last