Please, mom
You ground me all the time
I know that I was right
All along
And I'm hoping
Remember I'm a kid
I know not what I did
Just having fun
You couldn't wait for something new
And yesterday I thought of you
Left me to think as if I couldn't walk away
It's too late, I fell through
Nothing to lose
A boy who went out when he finished all his chores
Nothing to do
They can't trust me because I blew it once before
Shit, dad
Please don't kick my ass
I know I've seen you trashed
At least one time
Can I blame it
On one of my dumb friends
It's been awhile
Since I have used that line
You couldn't wait for something new
And yesterday I thought of you
Left me to think as if I couldn't walk away
It's too late, I fell through
Nothing to lose
A boy who went out he finished all his chores
Nothing to do
They can't trust me because I blew it once before
Alright
Nothing to lose
A boy who went out when he finished all his chores
Nothing to do
They can't trust me because I blew it once before
Hey uh Mark
What what the fuck do you want Tom I'm sick of...
Hey Mark hey hey Mark hey Mark hey look at this
Hey hey look how I can make it bigger if I rub it look at this hey mark come her
No seriously Mark hey hey Mark
I wasn't really masturbating I've never done that
I was inspecting my testicles for wierd bumps
That's what you say that's what you say
If your parents ever catch you
I wasn't masturbating I was just cleaning it and it went off
You guys want to hear a song I wrote about four days ago
Cause' you really don't have a choice you might as well be into it
Yea you might as well act like you want to hear it cause' otherwise we'll play it twice
Yea you bastards song goes like this