Because You're Old

You have to wear a diaper
Because you're old
You have to wear a diaper
Because you're old

You have to use a wheelchair
B.Y.O.
(Because you're old)

You have to use a wheelchair
B.Y.O.
(Because you're old)

You can't remember your kids names
B.Y.O.
You can't remember your kids names
B.Y.O.

You have to wear dentures
B.Y.O.
You have to wear dentures
B.Y.O.

B.Y.O., I hate old people
B.Y.O., you're fucking old

Your kids tossed you in a nursing home
B.Y.O.
Your kids tossed you in a nursing home
B.Y.O.

But they'd rather have you put to sleep
B.Y.O.
But they'd rather have you put to sleep
B.Y.O.

You can't even feed yourself
B.Y.O.
You can't even feed yourself
B.Y.O.

I'd hate to fucking be like you
B.Y.O.
I'd hate to fucking be like you
B.Y.O.

I'd hate to fucking be like you
B.Y.O.
I'd hate to fucking be like you
B.Y.O.