Les Claypool:
I'm goin' down to South Park
Gonna have myself a time.
Stan & Kyle:
Friendly faces everywhere,
Humble folks without temptation.
Les Claypool:
Goin' down to South Park,
Gonna leave my woes behind.
Cartman:
Ample parking day or night,
People shouting, "Howdy, Neighbor".
Les Claypool:
Headin' on up to South Park,
Gonna see if I can't unwind.
Kenny:
I like girls with big fat titties,
I like girls with big vagina.
Les Claypool:
So come on down to South Park
And meet some friends of mine.