Wicked Sensitive Crew

Well it's all gone to hell now, the wimps have gangs
Pop-punk tough guys with neck tattoos
Well if you guys are hard then I'd rather be soft
Man I gotta find me some seriously sensitive dudes

You've gotta shake hands with your feelings
In the wicked sensitive crew

In Pittsburgh they call us closed-minded
But we know that's simply not true
Yeah we're really touchy feely sensitive guys
I ain't ashamed, I cried when Mickey died in Rocky II

In Sydney they misunderstood us
They called us thugs and mean-spirited types
Yeah we might not be Swedish
And we sure ain't vegan
But do thugs have posters on their bedroom wall of the dude from The Darkness in a creepy meatsuit zippered so low you can practically see his...?

You've gotta shake hands with your feelings
In the wicked sensitive crew

I don't know nothing about no meatsuit but I'll tell you, there's one town that's ahead of the times...

Man they know what's up for sure
You see home to the godfather of love
The man who started it all
One Teddy "Huggybear" Etoll

You gotta shake hands with your feelings
We've got a big hug waiting for you