Not If You Were The Last Junkie On Earth

 I never thought you'd be a junkie
Because heroin is so passe
But today if you think that I don't know
About depression and emotional pain
You're insane or you're a fool
Who hasn't paid attention to a word that I say
In a way I can't help but feel responsible
I always knew that you were insane
With your pain but I never thought
You'd be a junkie because heroin is so passe hey
Heroin is so passe hey
Herion is so passe hey hey
Aaaah
So passe nowadays
You never thought you'd get addicted
Just be cooler in an obvious way
I could say shouldn't you have got a couple piercings
And decided maybe that you were gay
In a way I can't help but feel responsible
I always knew that you were insane
With your pain but I never thought you'd be a junkie
Because heroin is so passe hey
Heroin is so passe hey
Herion is so passe hey hey
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Heroin is so passe hey
Heroin is so passe hey
Heroin is so passe hey hey
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Hey hey hey hey