Like Donald Duck

Welcome into my tale
I think it's like a game
But I swear if you laugh
I'll put you inside a microwave!
Now have you understood?
Listen to me until the end
The story is not too long
And 'llI tell you through my song

Yesterday, I went to the market
I bought a beautiful shirt
It was very expansive and ill luck was near
Outside there was a big carpet
And a child stumbled over it
He spilled on me his colored ink
And fuck, fuck everything!!

Why am I always fucked?
I can't find my sure way
The people tell me I'm a grumbler
Only you Daisy Duck stay together with me
And I love you today and again and again
I think my life is a joy
When you are with me
My problems are all closed outdoors
But when I am alone
I make only disasters
It's true I am like Donald Duck

Now I throw away my shirt
I'm very, very hurt
I've lost big wallet's part,
Oh Daisy forgive me!!
I have another one
This is not very funny
It happened this morning
When I went to the park

I met a pretty girl
And she was looking for me
I didn't want to make it
But she came near me
She said to me "I want you"
I said to her "I need you"
She kissed me and...ha ha!
Don't worry I'm making fun