Sing!

See, I really couldn’t sing I could never really sing What I couldn’t do was… – Sing!
I have trouble with the… -
Note!
It goes all around my… -
Throat!
It’s a terrifying… -
Thing!
See, I really couldn’t hear Which note was lower or was… -
Higher!


Which is why I disappear If someone says, “Let’s start a… -
Choir!”
Hey, when I begin to… -
Shriek!
It’s a across between I… -
Squeak!
And a quiver or I… -
Moan!
It’s a little like a… -
Croak!
Or the record player… -
Broke!
What it doesn’t have is… -
Tone!
Oh, I know you’re thinking what a crazy… -
Ding-a-ling
But I really couldn’t… -
Sing!
I could never really… -
Sing!
What I couldn’t do was… -
Sing! -
Three blind mice… Three blind mice… It isn’t intentional! -
She’s doing her best -
Jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle bells, Jingle bells It really blows my mind -
She gets depressed
But what I lack in pitch I sure make up in… -
Power
And all my friends Say I am perfect for the shower
Still, I’m terrific at a… -
Dance!
Guys are comin’ in their… -
Pants!
I’m a birdie on the… -
Wing!
But when I begin to… -
Chirp!
They say, “Who’s the little…” -
Twerp!
Goin’ ‘pong’ instead of… – ‘
Ping’!”
And when Christmas comes And all my friends go caroling
It is so dishearten -
ning!
It is so disquiet -
ting!
It is so discourag -
ging!
Darling, please stop answer -
ring!
See, I really couldn’t -
sing!
I could never really -
sing!
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