Diva's Lament (What Ever Happened To My Part?)
What ever happened to my part
It was exciting at the start
Now we're halfway through act two
And I've had nothing yet to do
I've been offstage for far too long
It's ages since I had a song
It is one unhappy diva
The produce hells have deceived I
That is nothing I can sing from my heart
What ever happened to my part
I am sick of my career
Always stuck in second gear
Up to here, with frustration
And with fears
I've no Grammy Rewards
I've no Tony Awards
I'm constantly replaced by Britney Spears
Britney Spears
What ever happened to my show
I was a hit, now I don't know
I'm with a bunch of British knights
Prancing round in wooly tights
I might as well go to the pub
They've been out searching for a shrub
I'll shopping for a bush
Well they can kiss my tosh
It seems to me they've really lost the plot
What ever happend to my
I'll call my agent, damn it
What ever happened to my
Not yours, not yours
But my
Part
It was exciting at the start
Now we're halfway through act two
And I've had nothing yet to do
I've been offstage for far too long
It's ages since I had a song
It is one unhappy diva
The produce hells have deceived I
That is nothing I can sing from my heart
What ever happened to my part
I am sick of my career
Always stuck in second gear
Up to here, with frustration
And with fears
I've no Grammy Rewards
I've no Tony Awards
I'm constantly replaced by Britney Spears
Britney Spears
What ever happened to my show
I was a hit, now I don't know
I'm with a bunch of British knights
Prancing round in wooly tights
I might as well go to the pub
They've been out searching for a shrub
I'll shopping for a bush
Well they can kiss my tosh
It seems to me they've really lost the plot
What ever happend to my
I'll call my agent, damn it
What ever happened to my
Not yours, not yours
But my
Part