Moron TV

She feeds her face with cheddar balls as my brain cells start to pop
She licks her fingers and stares away
Her IQ slowly drops
I pry my eyes as best I can from the big electric stain
She feeds her face with cheddar balls and stuffs more nonsense in her brain

Just when I thought I'd seen it all they pull a cretin from the shelves
And flash that filth under their nails to make us feel better about ourselves
As they ooze across the screen like a pustule gutted troll
We fill their coffers full of gold and praise the skill of Asshole

More on TV
There's gotta be more on TV
There's gotta be more on TV
Than just
Moron TV

That one's famous for a sex tape
That one's famous from her dad
That one had more babies than anyone's ever had
That one married a rock star that made all the little girls squeal
And that one wants to be President 'cause she's got moron appeal

More on TV
There's gotta be more on TV
There's gotta be more on TV
Than just
Moron TV

More on TV
There's gotta be more on TV
There's gotta be more on TV
Than just