HOINFODAMAN

How 'bout one of them foot long sandwiches
Got some tasty cola right here
Now look at that chevy go
She's faster than greased up lightning

soda pops and pimple cream will gladly kick ya down the green
just coat your cred with vaseline and shove it up your ass

I used to be a pimp
Now I'm HOINFODAMAN, HOINFODAMAN
I'm HOIN' for the advertising, the advertising man

Oh man that's a juicy burger
Crispy on them fries please

I used to be a pimp
Now I'm HOINFODAMAN, HOINFODAMAN
I'm HOIN' for the advertising, the advertising man

Soda pops and pimple cream will always kick ya down the green
but the worst thing bout ol' charlie sheen is when hanes they sold his ass

I used to be a pimp
Now I'm HOINFODAMAN, HOINFODAMAN
I'm HOIN' for the advertising, the advertising man