Man or Muppet

Gary:

I reflect on my reflection

And I ask myself the question

What's the right direction to go

I don't know



Am I a man or am I a muppet

(Am I a muppet)

If I'm a muppet then I'm a very manly muppet

(A very manly muppet)



Am I a muppet (muppet) or am I a man

(Am I a man)

If I'm a man that makes me a muppet of a man

(A muppet of a man)



Walter:

I look into these eyes

And I don't recognize

The one I see inside

It's time for me to decide



Am I a man or am I a muppet

(Am I a muppet)

If I'm a muppet, well I'm a very manly muppet

(A very manly muppet)



Am I a muppet (muppet) or am I a man

(Am I a man)

If I'm a man that makes me a muppet of a man

(A muppet of a man)



Duet:

Here I go again

I'm always running out of time

I think I've made up my mind

Now I understand who I am



I'm a Man

I'm a Muppet

I'm a Muppet of a man

I'm a very manly Muppet

I'm a Muppet Man

That's what I am