My mom she likes you, she thinks your swell
Got the makings of a dance hall girl
Your low cut frock and your birds nest hair
Stepping up heels and the way that you smell
She says to take you back
To see my folks again on Sunday
Why it looks as though there's nobody in
They've all went out to see my Auntie Renny
Well let me take your coat
Take off your shoes, warm your toes, try the sofa
Its getting dark we'll miss the late night bus
It's only eight but I'm not taking any chances
Straighten your dress you're really looking a mess
I'll wet my socks pretend we just got caught in the rain
Oh your so rude