High School Party (Live)

high school party (live) - bo burnham
this next song is a first-hand account
high-school party senior year
boys and girls are all sippin on beer
i like soda where s the soda
am i the only fucking person here that likes soda
i see you from across the crowd
the party is bumpin' and the music is loud
you re really drunk and you re looking sad
it s like a date-rape ad
girl then we start to dance and
girl baby this is romance
girl i 'm starting to grow down below
shit why did i wear sweatpants ooh yeah
girl your body s like what
conjunction junction that s a fine ass butt
i m like a cashew in a lollipop
just keep sucking til you get to the nut
and i said let s rob
an asian kitchen or stroll down the block
either way girl we re taking a walk (wok) (it 's )
you re gonna love me the way my uncle did
except you' re not gonna to go to court for doing it
be a guillotine or my girl instead
either way i said you re giving me head
i m gonna love you baby the right way
shawty with a body lookin' hottie when i say girl
we walk into the bedroom
exchanging nervous laughter
why is called dry humping
if i always need a towel after
you spread your naked legs
and i see that wound that never healed
even though you re yelling for me
i can tell your lips are sealed
(i ve been around )
we re both aware of my erection
you ask if i have protection
i say no i mean i tried to buy em once
i was in a convenient store
my old babysitter walked in
and i had to hide them near
the tic-tacs i was so embarrassed
i peed myself a little bit
girl girl yeah well yeah
insert a euphemism
a sexy mental prism
increase my pelvic rhythm
fill you with my syllogism
know your body and i know how to please you
don t thank me thank wikipedia
guys don' t go down well i am
what the fuck is that
i should have brought my diagram
ooh did you feel that
that was an educated guess
ooh yeah did you feel that uh
that one was a sneeze my bad
i 'm allergic to one type of cat
high-school party senior year none of
that happened cause i wasn' t invited