Rehab Center for Fictional Characters

Hey I'm Santa Claus, ,
I'm the king of snow,
I hate my wife because,
She is a ho ho ho,
She used to please me everyday,
Then she made it clear,
That Santa's only s'pose to come once year,
Now I buy whores,
Rock n roll,
And I stuff their stockings,
With my north pole,,
I had a wonderful life,
With a healthy household,
And a beautiful wife,
And a pot full of gold,
Then my wife spent my riches all by herself,
And since women are bitches, blew a keebler elf,
Now I drink all day,
And a part of me dies,
Cause my wife's gettin gangbanged,
By the rice krispie guys,,
Everyday I wake up, and I get to work late, ,
My boss says "hey what'sup?",
I say I'm grrrrrrowing tired of this shit,
The kids they laugh cause I'm a sensitive cat,
"big pussy!" I can't argue with that,
If another kid gives me frosted flakes,
I swear on my life, I'll eat his parents.,,
I'm the easter bunny hey I'm back,
Used to funny now I'm hooked on crack,
Heaps of heroine aint no joke,
Marshmallow peeps, covered in coke coke coke coke coke coke coke ,
Coooooke,
Drugs for life that's my plan,
But now I have no attention spaaaaaaaannnnnnnn,,
Hey pat did you hear? all my elves got sick,
I think they got herpes from some irish chick,,
Mother fucker,,
Santa, tony, could you guys please stop? ,
Oh snap... crackle and pop