She Lives In An Airport

She lives in an airport
She gives little bottles to me
Her frequent arrivals make my destination destiny
Constant service makes one nervous
Go-getter, a real jet setter

She gets me back at a reasonable hour
Within good reason, within her powers

She lives in an airport, so I get to travel for free
And just like that bastard, the world is much smaller to me
Her special offer is quite the bargain
No stipulations or sales pitch jargon

Her name is Destiny - it's Destiny calling
The ground is untouchable, the sky isn't falling

With her precision directly proportionate
To my decision, would not be unfortunate
With faster service and confidence in making
All good decisions and yours for the taking

This promotion, I know her devotion is real
Embraced with confidence just like any saltworthy deal
Designed to spark up a real weak ticker

No crossed-finger discounts or false advertising
No money down, no runaround, no crass patronizing

With her precision directly proportionate
To my decision, would not be unfortunate
With faster service and confidence in making
All good decisions and yours for the taking

With her precision directly proportionate
To my decision, would not be unfortunate
With faster service and confidence in making
All good decisions and yours for the taking