Let's Have a Kiki / Turkey Lurkey Time
【Isabelle】
Hey, I’m calling you back.
Oh, she’s been a bitch tonight!
And by bitch I mean this rain
No cabs, nowhere.
So I had to put on the wig, and the heels,
And the lashes and the ear
And take the train to the club
And you know the MTA should stand for mothers touchin' my ass
So then I get to the club lookin' like a drowned harassed rat
And am greeted not by Miss Rose at the door,
But our friend, Johnny 5-0.
Yes honey, the NYPD shut down the party!
So no fee for me!
I don’t even know what's the Tea!
So I hope you’re up, girl,
'Cause we are all coming over
Lock the doors, lower the blinds
Fire up the smoke machine and put on your heels
'Cause I know exactly what we need!
【Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle with Friends】
Let’s have a kiki
【Isabelle】
I wanna have a kiki!
【Kurt】
Lock the doors (Rachel: tight)
【Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle with Friends】
Let’s have a kiki (Kurt: mother)
【Isabelle】
I’m gonna let you have it
【Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle with Friends】
Let's have a kiki
【Isabelle】
I wanna have kiki (Kurt: dive) (Rachel: turn)
Work
【Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle with Friends】
Let's have a kiki
【Isabelle】
We’re gonna serve
【Kurt】
And work
【Rachel】
And turn
【Isabelle】
And hon-hon-honey
【Friends】
Kiki, oh yeah
【Kurt and Friends】
A kiki is a party for calming all your nerves
We’re spilling tea and dishing just deserts when they deserve
【Isabelle and Friends】
And though the sun is rising, few may choose to leave
So shade that lid and we'll all bid adieu to your ennui
【Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle with Friends】
Let’s have a kiki
【Isabelle】
I wanna have a kiki!
【Kurt】
Lock the doors, (Rachel: tight)
【Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle with Friends】
Let’s have a kiki, (Kurt: mother)
【Friends】
Aah
【Isabelle with Friends】
I’m gonna let you have it
【Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle with Friends】
Let's have a kiki
【Isabelle】
I wanna have kiki (Kurt: dive) (Rachel: turn)
Work
【Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle with Friends】
Let's have a kiki
【Isabelle】
We’re gonna serve
【Kurt】
And (with Friends: work)
【Rachel】
And (with Friends: turn,)
【Isabelle】
And (with Friends: hon-hon-honey)
【Rachel】
It's turkey lurkey time
Tom turkey ran away but he just came home
It's turkey lurkey time
He's really home to stay, never one to roam
Let's make a wish
And may all your wishes come true
【Kurt】
(with Friends: Tur)key (with Friends: lur)key, (with Friends: goos)ey (with Friends: loos)ey
【Rachel and Kurt with Friends】
Some for uncle Joe, some for cousin Lucy
【Rachel, Kurt and Isabelle with Friends】
Everybody gather 'round the table
Dig in, dinner's being served
Eat all the turkey you are able
Can't you see a partridge in a pear tree?
Climb up and bring it down for me
That's something I would like to see
【Isabelle】
This kiki is marvelous!
【Kurt and Rachel with Friends】
Kiki, soso
Oui, oui, non non!
Kiki, soso
Oui, oui, non non! (Kurt: non non)
Kiki, soso
Oui, oui, non non!
Kiki, soso
Oui, oui, non non!
【Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle with Friends】
Let’s have a kiki
【Isabelle】
I wanna have a kiki!
【Kurt】
Lock the doors (Rachel: tight)
【Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle with Friends】
Let’s have a kiki (Kurt: mother)
【Friends】
Aah
【Isabelle with Friends】
I’m gonna let you have it
【Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle with Friends】
Let's have a kiki
【Isabelle】
I wanna have a kiki (Kurt: dive) (Rachel: turn)
Work
【Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle with Friends】
Let's have a kiki
【Isabelle】
We’re gonna serve
【Kurt】
And (with Friends: work)
【Rachel】
And (with Friends: turn)
【Isabelle】
And (with Friends: hon-hon-honey)
【Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle with Friends】
Let's have a kiki (Friends: Kiki)
【Isabelle and Kurt】
I wanna have a kiki! (Friends: Soso)
【Kurt】
Lock the doors (Friends: Oui, oui)(Rachel: tight!) (Friends: Non non)
【Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle with Friends】
Let's have a kiki (Rachel: hunty) (Kurt: dropper) (Friends: Kiki, soso)
【Friends】
Aah (Friends: Oui, oui)
【Isabelle with Friends】
I'm gonna let you have it (Friends: Non non)
【Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle with Friends】
Let's have a kiki (Friends: Kiki)
【Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle】
I wanna have a kiki (Friends: Soso, oui, oui), boots, ten, queen (Friends: Non non)
【Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle with Friends】
Let's have a kiki (Friends: Kiki)
【Isabelle】
We’re gonna serve (Friends: Soso)
【Kurt】
And work (Friends: Oui, oui)
【Rachel】
And turn
【Isabelle】
And hon-hon-honey (Friends: Non non)
【Kurt and Rachel with Friends】
Let's have a kiki!
Hey, I’m calling you back.
Oh, she’s been a bitch tonight!
And by bitch I mean this rain
No cabs, nowhere.
So I had to put on the wig, and the heels,
And the lashes and the ear
And take the train to the club
And you know the MTA should stand for mothers touchin' my ass
So then I get to the club lookin' like a drowned harassed rat
And am greeted not by Miss Rose at the door,
But our friend, Johnny 5-0.
Yes honey, the NYPD shut down the party!
So no fee for me!
I don’t even know what's the Tea!
So I hope you’re up, girl,
'Cause we are all coming over
Lock the doors, lower the blinds
Fire up the smoke machine and put on your heels
'Cause I know exactly what we need!
【Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle with Friends】
Let’s have a kiki
【Isabelle】
I wanna have a kiki!
【Kurt】
Lock the doors (Rachel: tight)
【Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle with Friends】
Let’s have a kiki (Kurt: mother)
【Isabelle】
I’m gonna let you have it
【Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle with Friends】
Let's have a kiki
【Isabelle】
I wanna have kiki (Kurt: dive) (Rachel: turn)
Work
【Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle with Friends】
Let's have a kiki
【Isabelle】
We’re gonna serve
【Kurt】
And work
【Rachel】
And turn
【Isabelle】
And hon-hon-honey
【Friends】
Kiki, oh yeah
【Kurt and Friends】
A kiki is a party for calming all your nerves
We’re spilling tea and dishing just deserts when they deserve
【Isabelle and Friends】
And though the sun is rising, few may choose to leave
So shade that lid and we'll all bid adieu to your ennui
【Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle with Friends】
Let’s have a kiki
【Isabelle】
I wanna have a kiki!
【Kurt】
Lock the doors, (Rachel: tight)
【Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle with Friends】
Let’s have a kiki, (Kurt: mother)
【Friends】
Aah
【Isabelle with Friends】
I’m gonna let you have it
【Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle with Friends】
Let's have a kiki
【Isabelle】
I wanna have kiki (Kurt: dive) (Rachel: turn)
Work
【Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle with Friends】
Let's have a kiki
【Isabelle】
We’re gonna serve
【Kurt】
And (with Friends: work)
【Rachel】
And (with Friends: turn,)
【Isabelle】
And (with Friends: hon-hon-honey)
【Rachel】
It's turkey lurkey time
Tom turkey ran away but he just came home
It's turkey lurkey time
He's really home to stay, never one to roam
Let's make a wish
And may all your wishes come true
【Kurt】
(with Friends: Tur)key (with Friends: lur)key, (with Friends: goos)ey (with Friends: loos)ey
【Rachel and Kurt with Friends】
Some for uncle Joe, some for cousin Lucy
【Rachel, Kurt and Isabelle with Friends】
Everybody gather 'round the table
Dig in, dinner's being served
Eat all the turkey you are able
Can't you see a partridge in a pear tree?
Climb up and bring it down for me
That's something I would like to see
【Isabelle】
This kiki is marvelous!
【Kurt and Rachel with Friends】
Kiki, soso
Oui, oui, non non!
Kiki, soso
Oui, oui, non non! (Kurt: non non)
Kiki, soso
Oui, oui, non non!
Kiki, soso
Oui, oui, non non!
【Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle with Friends】
Let’s have a kiki
【Isabelle】
I wanna have a kiki!
【Kurt】
Lock the doors (Rachel: tight)
【Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle with Friends】
Let’s have a kiki (Kurt: mother)
【Friends】
Aah
【Isabelle with Friends】
I’m gonna let you have it
【Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle with Friends】
Let's have a kiki
【Isabelle】
I wanna have a kiki (Kurt: dive) (Rachel: turn)
Work
【Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle with Friends】
Let's have a kiki
【Isabelle】
We’re gonna serve
【Kurt】
And (with Friends: work)
【Rachel】
And (with Friends: turn)
【Isabelle】
And (with Friends: hon-hon-honey)
【Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle with Friends】
Let's have a kiki (Friends: Kiki)
【Isabelle and Kurt】
I wanna have a kiki! (Friends: Soso)
【Kurt】
Lock the doors (Friends: Oui, oui)(Rachel: tight!) (Friends: Non non)
【Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle with Friends】
Let's have a kiki (Rachel: hunty) (Kurt: dropper) (Friends: Kiki, soso)
【Friends】
Aah (Friends: Oui, oui)
【Isabelle with Friends】
I'm gonna let you have it (Friends: Non non)
【Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle with Friends】
Let's have a kiki (Friends: Kiki)
【Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle】
I wanna have a kiki (Friends: Soso, oui, oui), boots, ten, queen (Friends: Non non)
【Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle with Friends】
Let's have a kiki (Friends: Kiki)
【Isabelle】
We’re gonna serve (Friends: Soso)
【Kurt】
And work (Friends: Oui, oui)
【Rachel】
And turn
【Isabelle】
And hon-hon-honey (Friends: Non non)
【Kurt and Rachel with Friends】
Let's have a kiki!