地铁机器人(SM (Shanghai Metro) Robots)

每天早上向个地铁里要轧煞人 every morning the subway is bloody crowded
有种人个嘴巴里还叼了只蛋饼 some people still have an omelet in his mouth
坐勒海个眼睛一闭来念心经 those who sit with their eyes closed and meditate
立勒海个盯牢手机保持队形 those who stand keep checking their cellphones

大肚皮白头发呒没位子也覅紧 whether you are pregnant or old, it doesn’t matter
前胸贴牢后背啥人又晃得出去 everyone is stiffened there is no place for tumbling
有种出去喊部差头侬有毛病 however it would be crazy if you take a taxi
堵到计价器三位数叫天勿灵 in the traffic jam you have nothing to do but look at the taximeter

机器人 机器人 阿拉侪是机器人 robots robots we are all robots
1号2号3号线里侪是机器人 in line 1 line 2 line 3 there are all robots
手脚僵牢一个钟头也勿会出毛病 our limbs can be fixed more than an hour without causing problem
机器人 机器人 一到公司就变形 robots robots we transform as soon as we get to the company

上班轧好下班回去还是搿帮人 the morning rush hour passes, and the evening peak comes
仍旧睏觉白相手机发发微信 still these people napping, playing cellphones and sending Weixin
狐臭放屁侪勿搭界只要呒没神经病 body odor or fart is tolerable as long as you have no mental disease
冬天热死夏天冷死但从来呒没死过人 in the subway it’s hot in winter and cold in summer, however no one has ever died

机器人 机器人 阿拉侪是机器人 robots robots we are all robots
4号5号6号线里侪是机器人 in line 7 line 8 line 9 there are all robots
手脚僵牢一个钟头也勿会出毛病 our limbs can be fixed more than an hour without causing problem
机器人 机器人 一到屋里就变形 robots robots we transform as soon as we back home

机器人 机器人 阿拉侪是机器人 robots robots we are all robots
7号8号9号线里侪是机器人 in line 7 line 8 line 9 there are all robots
死人不管 反正一车皮侪是机器人none of my business,anyway in the subway trains are all robots
机器人 机器人 一回屋里我就变形 robots robots we transform as soon as we back home

I am the robot
you are the robot
he is the robot
she is the robot

we are the robots