The Jagermeister Love Song

I know I promised, I'd write you a love song
But instead I just wrote you a drunk song
Because love is pathetic
But seventy proof is no less than poetic

You look your best when my vision is blurry
That's not what I meant, I can't keep from slurring
Because love is emetic
But not if you bought me a shot and I hit it

Drink 'til you're crazy
Dance 'til you're sick
Take off your bra
Give it to the 'stick

Drink 'til you're crazy
Dance 'til you're sick
Acknowledge the dumb
Give into the 'stick

I can't see, now I have to pee
And I can't count to three
But I can count to Jagermeister
Yeah

Chug, chug, chug
Chug, chug, chug
Chug, chug, chug
Chug, chug, my Jagermeister

Chug, chug, chug
Chug, chug, chug
Chug, chug, chug
Chug, chug, my Jagermeister

Chug, chug, chug
Chug, chug, chug
Chug, chug, chug
Chug, chug, my Jagermeister
Whew

Drink 'til you're crazy
Dance 'til you're sick
Take off your bra
Give it to the 'stick

Drink 'til you're crazy
Dance 'til you're sick
Acknowledge the dumb
Give into the stick