Hey Western Union Man

Oh, Western Union man,
Send a telegram to my baby,
Send a telegram, send a telegram, oh,
Send a telegram to my baby,
This is all I want you to say,,
(I want you to),
Tell her that I'm all alone,
I tried to call her on the phone,
Tell her I'm in misery,
Think she's avoiding me,
If a telegram won't do,
Send a box of candy too,,
Maybe some flowers,
Tell her that I miss her for hours and hours,
Send a telegram, send a telegram, oh,
Send a telegram, oh, to my baby,
Do you hear what I say?,,
Oh, Western Union man, send a telegram,
Oh, send a telegram to my baby,
Western Union man, send a telegram,
Send a telegram, send a telegram, oh,
Send a telegram, man, to my baby,
This is what I want you to do,,
Listen, tell 'er,
Have you got a boy you can send?,
This is what I want him to do,
Put him on his bike right away,
See if he can get a message through,,
Maybe tomorrow, mail it right away,
Want the girl to know that I miss her,
Something like yesterday,
Send a telegram, send a telegram, oh,
Send a telegram, man, to my baby,,
Western Union man, send a telegram,
Send a telegram to my baby,
Western Union man, send a telegram, oh,
Send a telegram, send a telegram, send it,
Send a telegram, oh, to my baby,
Do you hear what I say?,,
Hey Western Union man, send a telegram, oh,
Send a telegram to my baby,
Western Union man, send a telegram,
Send it, man, send it to my baby,
(Send it, send it),
To my baby, send it right away,,
Western Union man, send a telegram,
Oh, send a telegram to my baby,
Western Union man, hey, send a telegram