Don't Have The Cow

You should've listened to your mother

And ate your veggies when you were younger

You should have listened to your parents

And doubled up on your peas and carrots


Even though I eat meat

I appreciate the irony

Now that the cows are going mad


The vegetarians are laughing at us now

Well, this just makes me want to hate them even more

But if you indulge in that,

You're no smarter than the slab of meat you eat

The one that's now driving you mad


I hate to be an 'I told you so',

But I fuckin' told you so

Meat is murder and it's killing you

Now what the hell are you going to do?