MEN & WOMEN

MEN & WOMEN - Bo Burnham
men and women
men are like vows,
cause they are easily broken,
oh yeah
women are like cows,
because they both have vaginas
men are like muzzles,
because they will try to shut you up,
oh yeah
women are like puzzles
cause prior to 1920
neither had the right to vote
puzzles still don't
a man is an eagle,
yeah, a women is a dove
women can fake orgasms
but men can fake love
women are like fingers and toes,
cause they're easy to count on
men are like ravens and crows,
cause they hate using condoms
women are like Yahtzees,
oh, cause I rarely get them
men are like Nazis,
cause they both caused the holocaust,
it's true
for every dollar a man makes,
a woman makes 70 cents
that doesn't make sense,
that's not fair,
the man's only left with 30
oh, men and women,
it's black and white with an area of gray
for hermaphrodite,
yeah, oh yeah, yeah
ah, male strippers always
look like they're applying lotion
and female strippers when
they're dancing on the
pole just look like confused firemen
thanks