Me Neither - Brad Paisley
Darlin' I've been standin' here just
watchin' you all night,
And I think I've even caught you
watchin' me a couple times,
If I don't ask I'll never know,
This may sound dumb, but here we go,
Do you believe in love at first sight
Me neither,
I'm glad that we agree,
Believe me,
That's a big relief,
Well, this place is awful crowded,
And this music is so loud,
Would you like to go and grab a bite to eat,
Me neither
It's nice to finally meet a girl who doesn't move too fast,
I was only checkin', that's the reason that I asked,
Relationships need time to grow,
You and I should take this slow,
And darlin' tell me, would you like to dance
Me neither,
I was just bein' polite,
Thank goodness,
My feet are much too tired,
I'm sure you're tired too,
I can see an empty booth,
Would you like to maybe sit and talk a while,
Me neither,
We'd never get along,
I'm thinkin' there's no chemistry at all,
This has been a waste of time,
And I'm runnin' outta lines,
Don't you think it's time for me to end this song,
Me neither
Here we go