Fairfax Rag - Harry Nilsson
Do you have to look away
when you pass by the diner
Where the squad car stops for coffee
Don't you wish that you were
any place else but here
And don't you feel kinda funny
when a man in a suit says
Man, do you know where I can get high
Don't you wish that you were
any place else but here
Take a walk down any street
that you choose
Yeah and you'll wind up with
the Fairfax Street
Mid morning paranoia blues.
Do you have to look away
when you pass by the diner
Where the squad car stops for coffee
Don't you wish that you were
any place else but here
Do you grab a cigarette
when a man in an unmarked
Plymouth pulls you over just to say Hi
Don't you wish that you were
any place else but here
And do you fumble in your wallet
while you're looking for your license
And he tells you not to talk with
your mouth full
Don't you wish that
you were any place else
Don't you wish that
you were any place else
Don't you wish that
you were any place else but here