A Wonderful Guy

A Wonderful Guy - Doris Day
I expect everyone of my crowd to make fun
Of my proud protestations of faith in romance,
And they'll say I'm naïve as a babe to believe
Every fable I hear from a person in pants.
I've been known to share your satirical attitude,
Thinking that love could be kept in it's place.
Til all of a sudden that lyrical platitude
Bounced up and hit me smack in the face.
That's how I turned out to be
The happy young woman you see.
I'm as corny as Kansas in August,
I'm as normal as blueberry pie.
No more a smart
Little girl with no heart,
I have found me a wonderful guy!
I am in a conventional dither,
With a conventional star in my eye.
And you will note
There's a lump in my throat
When I speak of that wonderful guy!
I'm as trite and as gay
As a daisy in May,
A cliché coming true!
I'm bromidic and bright
As a moon-happy night
Pouring light on the dew!
I'm as corny as Kansas in August,
High as a flag on the Fourth of July!
If you'll excuse an expression I use,
I'm in love, I'm in love,
I'm in love, I'm in love,
I'm in love with a wonderful guy!