Mic Checka (Remix)

mic checka (remix) - das efx
riggidy-raow, ziggidy gadzuks, here i go, so
fliggedy-flame on, g-geronimo, yo
i biggedy-burn riggedy-rubber
when i blabber great
i miggedy-make the
wonder twins deactivate
it's crazy, i'm biggedy-breakin'
backs and bustin' lips
i friggedy-freaked gladys knight
and those freakin' pips
shrimps, i miggedy-make enough
noise like bamm-bamm
throw boulders from bedrock you'll
get dropped, i slam man
so check it
i riggedy-wreck it quick, aw shucks
i giddedy-got the big ducks
like daddy warbucks
i riggedy-rocked the coca-cabana
banana split
hack-tho spit, so sit
i friggedy-freak it from here to bangladesh
i riggedy-rippin' flesh plus i get fresh like this
swish, swiggedy-swooshed kid, you'll get it done
swooshed for fun, i riggedy-rhyme like no one
i biggedy-bum riggedy-rush
chiggedy-chumps, i'm savage
i shake 'em up and down
like the down jones average
i'm cocky, like rocky,
i biggedy-bangs the best
so tiggedy-tell your friend, chump,
'cause here comes das efx
a-higgedy-hoy there matey,
i giggedy-gots to flow
my saturday nights
are live-er than joe piscopo
so yo, siggedy-save
the bait for charlie tuna
see i be the boogie banger,
like esiason's the boomer
i'm higgedy-hots to trot,
i giggedy-gots the motts
jewels plus dreads, so toots,
call me goldilocks
i ciggedy-catch the scoop
from peter jennings
do a spin like the mag
and i slide like peggy fleming
or a smiggedy-smack a fag
and choke 'em up until he squeals
i hawiian punched the captain
and now i'm maxing with tenille
i piggedy-pack steel, i got a big gun
i'm freaking the track from brooklyn,
yo, 'cause brooklyn's where i'm from
tiggedy-time to get buck wild
call me butterfingers,
'cause i dippedy-drop 'nuff styles
iggedy eeny meeny miney moe
shiggedy-bop,
bap i'll snatch a rapper by his toe
i riggedy-write my pages
when i figgedy-feel the flavor
i fliggedy-fly the friendly skies,
so now i be a sky pager
i friggedy-freaked the funka
the rough nestle cruncher,
word to arch bunker
give me the mike
and i'll liggedy-light it up like uncle fester
microphone checka, one two checka
i tiggedy take no shorts, i'm not the fella
i can even act: stella, stella
yo stella, here ciggedy-comes
the bum rush, maybe
no static, i niggedy-knows
more kids than um, bebe
so higgedy-hey hey
hey not dwayne but i got props
i biggedy-bust rhymes
like slick rick busts shots
so when i friggedy-freaks the funk,
i'll be the ill funk freaka
i stiggedy-stole an apple from
this bum named bonita
so riggedy-rub-a-dub
i got the lip to make ya flip
bustin heads with erik sherman
and my man parish smith
kiggedy-kiss my grits, check the jingle
i diggedy-don't bruise
but snooze like rip van winkle
so twinkle, twinkle, twinkle little star
i sliggedy-slam dunk like
kareem abdul-jabbar
numbskull, i piggedy-pump
up like reebok pumps
i friggedy-freak the stuff that
makes a camel lose his humps, chumps
so wiggedy-where's the beef, um chief
he figgedy-fits the mold like
the gold that's on his teeth
i rocks 'em, i socks 'em, i drops 'em, ah-choo
so riggedy-ready sit down, hut one, hut two
i diggedy dot my i's, and cross my tiggedy-t's, bro
i swiggedy-swing more action than hawaii five-o