How To Slice A Whore

Have you ever felt like this

Pissed off at your bitch

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Is sure to do the trick

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We'll show you how


That's how you slice a whore


Scoop out those eyes this way

For seeing other guys

Carve off their lipps for telling all those lies

Scissor off her finger tips

For gutting hang her by this

Butchers hook inserted through the spine


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That's how you slice a whore


So enjoy today

Cause you will get caught

But that's A-OK

Cause now the whore is gone


That's how you slice a whore


That's how you slice a whore