Handsome

Oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God
They're gonna eat me up for breakfast
You think you look good in whatever they sugarcoat you in?
If my body is a temple, you can worship at my feet
But it might kick you in the teeth some
So even when you're spitting blood
You would save a thought for me

Cos I got so down I held the world for ransom
Lonely, bored and bad, thank God I'm handsome, so handsome

I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know
I know I should be pickin' up the pieces
But it doesn't really matter as once you thought it would
When you got nothin' to lose
Everybody else I know would talk to me of misery
As if it was contagious
So come to me and promise me you'll
Catch me if you can

Cos I got so down I held the world to ransom
Lonely, bored and bad, thank God I'm handsome
I'm as awful as they come, oh, what a pity
So i thank the Lord above that I am pretty, so pretty
So pretty
So pretty

I got so down I held the world to ransom
Lonely, bored and bad, thank God I'm handsome
Arresting, prepossessing and disarming
Oh, what a stroke of luck that I am charming!
what a hand laid out upon me by committee
I just thank the Lord above that I am pretty, so pretty