The Reynolds Pamphlet

FULL COMPANY
The Reynolds Pamphlet.
JEFFERSON/MADISON/ANGELICA
Have you read this?
BURR/JEFFERSON/MADISON
Alexander Hamilton had a torrid affair.
And he wrote it down right there.
MADISON
Highlights!
HAMILTON/
JEFFERSON
“The charge against
me is a connection
with one JAMES REYNOLDS
James Reynolds! James Reynolds!
For purposes of
improper speculation. BURR
My real crime is an
amorous connection
with his wife
My real crime is an
amorous connection
with his wife
for a considerable
time with his
knowing consent
MADISON/BURR/JEFFERSON
Damn!
HAMILTON/JEFFERSON/MADISON
“I had frequent meetings with her. Most of
them at my own house.”
BURR
At his own house!
MADISON
At his own house!
DEEP VOICE
Damn!
HAMILTON/JEFFERSON
“Mrs. Hamilton with our children being absent
on a visit to her father.”
MADISON/BURR
No…
COMPANY
Boooo!
MADISON/BURR
Have you read this?
JEFFERSON
Well, he’s never gon’ be President now.
MADISON/BURR
Never gon’ be President now.
JEFFERSON
Well, he’s never gon’ be President now.
MADISON/BURR
Never gon’ be President now.
JEFFERSON
He’s never gon’ be President now.
MADISON/BURR
Never gon’ be President now.
JEFFERSON
That’s one less thing to worry about.
JEFFERSON/MADISON/BURR
That’s one less thing to worry about!
ANGELICA
I came as soon as I heard.
JEFFERSON
What?!
HAMILTON
Angelica—
COMPANY
All the way from London?!
Damn.
HAMILTON
Angelica, thank God.
Someone who understands what I’m
struggling here to do.
ANGELICA
I’m not here for you.
ENSEMBLE
Oooooh!
ANGELICA
I know my sister like I know my own mind,
you will never find anyone as trusting or
as kind.
I love my sister more than anything in this life,
I will choose her happiness over mine every
time.
Put what we had aside.
I’m standing at her side.
You could never be satisfied.
God, I hope you’re satisfied.
JEFFERSON/
MADISON/BURR
Well, he’s never gon’
be President now. ENSEMBLE MEN
Never gon’ be
President now.
Well, he’s never gon’
be President now.
Never gon’ be
President now.
Well, he’s never gon’
be President now.
Never gon’ be
President now.
That’s
one less thing to
worry about.
That’s one less thing
to worry about.
JEFF/
MAD HAMILTON
ENSEMBLE
WOMEN
Hey!
At least
he was
Hey!
At least I
was
Well he’s
never
gon’
be
ENSEMBLE
MEN
honest
with our
money!
honest
with our
money!
President
now.
Well he’s
never
gon’ be
President
now.
Well he's
never
gon' be
President
now.
Well he's
never
gon' be
President
now.
Well he’s
never
gon’ be
President
now.
Hey!
At least
he was
honest
with our
money!
Hey!
At least
he was
honest
with our
money!
That's one
less thing
to worry
about.
Well he’s
never
gon’ be
President
now.
FULL COMPANY
That’s one less thing to worry about!
The Reynolds Pamphlet.
JEFFERSON/MADISON/BURR
Have you read this?
You ever see somebody ruin their own life?
COMPANY (EXCEPT HAMILTON/ELIZA)
His poor wife.