Ain't That Just Like A Woman

There was Adam, happy as a man could be
Till Eve got him messin' with that old apple tree
Ain't that just like a woman
Ain't that just like a woman
Ain't that just like a woman
They'll do it every time
Lot took his wife down
To the corner for a malted
She wouldn't mind her business
Boy, did she get salted
Ain't that just like a woman
Ain't that just like a woman
Ain't that just like a woman
They'll do it every time
Samson thought Delilah was on the square
Till one night she clipped him all his hair
Just like a woman
Ain't that just like a woman
Just like a woman
They'll do it every time
From our history books we all learned
Nero fiddled while Rome was burned
That just like a woman
Just like a woman
Ain't that just like a woman
They'll do it every time
Marie Antoinette met some hungry cats at the gate
They was crying for bread,
She said, "Let them eat cake"
Ain't that just like a woman
Ain't that just like a woman
That just like a woman
They'll do it every time
You can buy a woman clothes
And give her money on the side
No matter what you do
She ain't never satisfied
Ain't that just like a woman
Ain't that just like a woman
That just like a woman
They'll do it every time