Let's Call The Whole Thing Off

Things have come to a pretty pass

Our romance is growing flat

For you like this and the other

While I go for this and that

Goodness knows what the end will be

Oh I don't know where I'm at

It looks as if we two will never be one

Something must be done

You say either and I say either

You say neither and I say neither

Either either Neither neither
Let's call the whole thing off

You like potato and I like potahto

You like tomato and I like tomahto
Potato potahto Tomato tomahto

Let's call the whole thing off

But oh if we call the whole thing off
Then we must part
And oh if we ever part then that might break my heart

So if you like pyjamas and I like pyjahmas
I'll wear pyjamas and give up pyajahmas
For we know we need each other so we
Better call the whole thing off

Let's call the whole thing off

You say laughter and I say larfter
You say after and I say arfter
Laughter larfter after arfter
Let's call the whole thing off

You like vanilla and I like vanella

You saspiralla and I saspirella
Vanilla vanella chocolate strawberry

Let's call the whole thing off
But oh if we call the whole thing of
Then we must part
And oh if we ever part then that might break my heart
So if you go for oysters and I go for ersters
I'll order oysters and cancel the ersters
For we know we need each other so we
Better call the calling off off

Let's call the whole thing off
I say father and You say father

I say mother and You say mother

Either either Neither neither
Let's call the whole thing off

I like potato and You like potahto

I like tomato and You like tomahto
Potato potahto Tomato tomahto

Go your we are go my

So if I like pyjamas and You like pyjahmas

I'll wear pyjamas and you got pyajahmas

For we know we need each other so we
Better call the whole thing off

Let's call the whole thing off