Gaston(From Beauty and the Beast/Soundtrack Version)
Gaston - Josh Gad / Luke Evans
(From Beauty and the Beast/Soundtrack Version)
Gosh it disturbs me to see you Gaston
Looking so down in the dumps
Every guy here'd love to be you Gaston
Even when taking your lumps
There's no man in town as admired as you
You're everyone's favourite guy
Everyone's awed and inspired by you
And it's not very hard to see why
No one's slick as Gaston
No one's quick as Gaston
No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston's
For there's no man in town half as manly
Perfect a pure paragon
You can ask any Tom Dick or Stanley
And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on
Who play cards like Gaston
Who break hearts like Gaston
Who's much more than the sum of his parts like Gaston
As a specimen yes I'm intimidating
My what a guy that Gaston
I needed encouragement
Thank you LeFou
Well there's no one as easy to as you
Too much
Yep
No one fights like Gaston
Douses lights like Gaston
In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston
When I hunt I sneak up with my quaver
And say a prayer
First I carefully aimed for the liver
And I shot from behind
Is that fair
I don't care
No one hits like Gaston
Matches wits like Gaston
In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston
I'm especially good at expectorating
Ten points for Gaston
When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs
Every morning to help me get large
And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs
So I'm roughly the size of a barge
He has
Who can make up this endless refrains like Gaston
I use antlers in all of my decorating
Say again
Who's the man if my man
Who's the super success
Don't you know
Can't you guess
And his name's G-A-S-T
I believe there's another T
It just occurred to me that I'm illiterate
And I've never actually
Have to spell it out loud before Gaston
(From Beauty and the Beast/Soundtrack Version)
Gosh it disturbs me to see you Gaston
Looking so down in the dumps
Every guy here'd love to be you Gaston
Even when taking your lumps
There's no man in town as admired as you
You're everyone's favourite guy
Everyone's awed and inspired by you
And it's not very hard to see why
No one's slick as Gaston
No one's quick as Gaston
No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston's
For there's no man in town half as manly
Perfect a pure paragon
You can ask any Tom Dick or Stanley
And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on
Who play cards like Gaston
Who break hearts like Gaston
Who's much more than the sum of his parts like Gaston
As a specimen yes I'm intimidating
My what a guy that Gaston
I needed encouragement
Thank you LeFou
Well there's no one as easy to as you
Too much
Yep
No one fights like Gaston
Douses lights like Gaston
In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston
When I hunt I sneak up with my quaver
And say a prayer
First I carefully aimed for the liver
And I shot from behind
Is that fair
I don't care
No one hits like Gaston
Matches wits like Gaston
In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston
I'm especially good at expectorating
Ten points for Gaston
When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs
Every morning to help me get large
And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs
So I'm roughly the size of a barge
He has
Who can make up this endless refrains like Gaston
I use antlers in all of my decorating
Say again
Who's the man if my man
Who's the super success
Don't you know
Can't you guess
And his name's G-A-S-T
I believe there's another T
It just occurred to me that I'm illiterate
And I've never actually
Have to spell it out loud before Gaston