Big Leg Woman (With a Short Short Mini Skirt)

I love the tip, I love the top

I love you better than a hog loves slop


'Cause you're a big legged woman

With a short, short miniskirt

Promise me darlin'

You'll never make me feel like dirt


Do you have the vine goes around the stump?

You are mine, call it sugar lump


'Cause you're a big legged woman

With a short, short miniskirt

Promise me darlin'

You'll never make me feel like dirt


I've told you once, I've told you twice

We go together like fried beans and rice


'Cause you're a big legged woman

With a short, short miniskirt, alright

Promise me darlin'

You'll never make me feel like dirt


Ashes to ashes and dust to dust

You mess with my woman

I'm gonna hurt you first


'Cause she's a big legged woman

With a short, short miniskirt

Promise me darlin'

You'll never make me feel like dirt


I love my big legged woman

I love my big legged woman

I love my big legged woman

I love my big legged woman


I love my big legged woman

I love my big legged woman


She's alright, she's alright

She's alright, she's alright

She's alright, she's alright

She's alright, she's alright


She's alright, she's alright

She's alright, she's alright

She's alright, she's alright

She's alright, she's alright


She's alright, she's alright

She's alright, she's alright

She's alright, she's alright

She's alright, she's alright