Yellin' at the Xmas Tree

When I was a small boy
Here in London town
Season's snow was falling on the ground
All the friends and family
Here on Christmas Eve
Gather 'round to dress the Christmas tree
Daddy's down at the pub
Full of Christmas cheer

Oh, the Christmas bells are ringing
And the carolers are singing
But Daddy, he don't hear 'em
He's yellin' at the Christmas tree
Santa's balls are jingling
Mommy's hips are wiggling
But Daddy, he don't hear 'em
He's yellin'
He's yellin' at the Christmas tree

Uncle is a sports fan
Granny likes a joke
But no one laughs when Daddy stumbles home
But he don't fall asleep
Oh, the night was getting black
You see, oh God, Dad had too much Jack!
Every year it's the same old thing
Like Rudolph's red nose
Telling this story never will get old

Oh, the Christmas bells are ringing
And the carolers are singing
But Daddy, he don't hear 'em
He's yellin' at the Christmas tree
Santa's balls are jingling
Mommy's hips are wiggling
But Daddy, he don't hear 'em
He's yellin'
He's yellin' at the Christmas tree

Santa came down the chimmney
Then he ran upstairs
Jumped into bed with Mommy, she didn't care
Across the room went the fruit cake
Oh, the wreath came off the door
If these are holidays I can't take no more
Every year it's the same old thing
Like Rudolph's red nose
Telling this story never will get old

Oh, the Christmas bells are ringing
And the carolers are singing
But Daddy, he don't hear 'em
He's yellin' at the Christmas tree
Santa's balls are jingling
Mommy's hips are wiggling
But Daddy, he don't hear 'em
He's yellin' at the Christmas tree

Santa's balls are jingling
Mommy's hips are wiggling
But Daddy, he don't hear 'em
He's yellin'
He's yellin' at the Christmas tree

Yellin' at the Christmas tree
He's yellin' at the Christmas tree
He's yellin' at the Christmas tree
He's sleepin' in the Christmas tree