Granola Head

Eating magic mushrooms ain't for me
or getting all screwed up on LSD
or eating Bean sprouts all day long
and smoking pot out of a bong
Wearing Flowers in my hair
and having dirty underwear
(chorus)I don't wanna be a granola head x2

Whacked out hippies brains are scrambled eggs
Ugly chicks with very hairy legs
I think i'd rather be at home
listening to the Ramones
with a bunch of useless punks
(Chorus) Oh can't you see
It's not for me
Eating bean sprouts all day long
and smoking pot out of a bong
wearing flowers in my hair
and having dirty underwear
(Chorus)