Midnight Swinger

Midnight Swinger - Mel Tormé
Hey Midnight Swinger,
how's the world's greatest lover tonight?
Emancipated women's own special delight.
So how can the world's
last living Cassonova be alone?
They don't appreciate the fine
kind of loving you make.
On a scale of 7 you would get a 8.
But you're home by your lonesome
most every night.
You watch Johnny Carson
till you turn out the light.
He's pretty funny and it looks like you are too
Irresistable You!!
Hey Midnight Swinger,
who's got the heart that you're breaking tonight?
A center-fold playmate or a movie star type?
So how can the world's new
Marcello Mastroianni be so blue?
My, what a long, long wait!
Your geisha girl seems to be late.
Who's gona fan you?
Who's gonna peel your grape?
Well, it looks like another bored evening at home.
No loving tonight just instant breakfast alone
If loser's had contests
there's no doubt how you'd do
Undefeatable you!
Undefeatable you!
Undefeatable you!