Good morning everybody
The colour today is red
06 is on call
It's 9.30 and we're open
Kmart is the savings place
I'd like to punch customers in the face
Get pissed off when it ain't priced right
The people who shop there ain't too bright
Attention Kmart shoppers
It is now 9.45 and we'll be closing in 5 minutes
We ask you to make your final selections and proceeed to the front line and checkouts
Our store hours are 9.30 to 9.30 daily
and 10 - 6 on Sunday
we like to thank you for shopping at our Kmart
Get the fuck out