Start as You Mean to Go On

I left school and hit the high street
had my youth in 6 weeks flat
Topshop, doves and Glastonbury
learned to be a secretaryIf I can't have it, nobody can
You follow the instructions it's all part of the plan
When you start as you mean to go onLets get married
lets have children
split up when we're 22
Cut our losses
screw our bosses
get out while we're still youngParadise often falls apartHome improvements
for amusement
smash this place to smithereens
Don't forget to pay the premiums
go abroad and leave the gas onWhen you start as you mean to go on