Girls Guide for the Modern Diva

Girls guide for the modern diva
　　Girls guide for the modern diva
　　Girls guide for the modern diva
　　I swear by Almighty God
　　To do my duty for Queen and Country
　　So fasten your seat-belts, enjoy the ride
　　I'll be your hostess, this is the girls guide 　　
　　All you gotta do to be a real diva
　　Is sit in silence, dripping diamonds in the back seat
　　Of a limousine
　　This is the cut-out-and-keep, read-it-and-weep
　　Guide for the real diva
　　Speeding through the night
　　You don't need to watch the stars
　　Speeding through the night
　　You don't need to watch the stars
　　
　　Our Father, who art in heaven
　　Give us this day our daily tension
　　I promise to the Lord Above
　　To be your one true, unrequited love
　　
　　All you gotta do to be a real diva
　　Is stylise, mythologise
　　Re-write your history
　　Crush any fool who has the nerve to say
　　They used to know you
　　Speeding through the night
　　You don't need to watch the stars
　　Speeding through the night
　　You don't need to watch the stars
　　Stars, ah, ah,ah
　　Stars, ah, ah,ah ......
　　Stars, ah, ah,ah ......
　　Stars, ah, ah,ah ......
　　
　　This is the guide, this is the girls guide (Ah, ah, ah)
　　Girls guide for the modern diva (Ah, ah, ah)
　　This is the guide, this is the girls guide (Ah, ah, ah)
　　Girls guide for the modern diva (Ah, ah, ah)
　　Girls guide for the modern diva (Ah, ah, ah)
　　Girls guide for the modern diva (Ah, ah, ah)
　　Girls guide for the modern diva (Ah, ah, ah)
　　
　　Our Father, who art in heaven
　　Don't take the credit - I'm my own creation
　　My jealous God here's some advice for you
　　You're not on the list? Get to the back of the queue
　　
　　So now you know how to be a real diva
　　Is sit in silence, dripping diamonds in the back seat
　　Of a limousine
　　This is the first complete, eat-sleep-and-drink
Guide for the real diva
　　Speeding through the night
　　You don't need to watch the stars
　　Speeding through the night
　　You don't need to watch the stars
　　Stars, ah, ah,ah