Baby's Romance

The baby's sleeping in the crib on top
The baby's sleeping above you
You will lift him to the parking lot
Your car is waiting there for you
Your car is waiting there for you

* I would like to see
A little more propriety
Cooperate with me
And answer me without a plea *

# I know now, I know now, I know now
I'm never gonna tell on you
I know now, I know now, I know now
I'm never gonna tell on you #

The whiskey's waiting on the fire top
The baby's going to drink, too
The lady's got no clue, she's at the shop
But if she knew then she'd kill you

The bugs are out cuz they come out at night
Usually they just bite our hands
Cuz normally we have clothes on without a fight
But now fighting's a part of baby's romance
But now fighting's a part of baby's romance

Repeat *
Repeat #

The baby sleeps against graveyard flower pots
The baby's sleeping up against you
I think he'd prefer an old motel cot
Or any bed made without you
Or any bed made without you

Repeat * × 2
Repeat # × 2
I'm never gonna tell on you
I'm never gonna tell on you