One of the Boys

I saw a spider,
I didn't scream
'Cause I can belch the alphabet,
Just double dog dare me
And I chose guitar over ballet
And I'd take these suckers down
'Cause they just get in my way

The way you look at me
Is kinda like a little sister
You high five your goodbyes
And it leaves me nothing but blisters

So I don't wanna be
One of the boys, one of your guys
Just give me a chance to prove to you tonight
That I just wanna be one of the girls
Pretty in pearls and not one of the boys

So over the summer
Something changed
I started reading Seventeen
And shaving my legs
And I studied Lolita religiously
And I walked right into school
And caught you staring at me

'Cause I know what you know
But now you're gonna have to take a number
It's okay, maybe one day
But not until you give me my diamond ring

'Cause I don't wanna be
One of the boys, one of your guys
Just give me a chance to prove to you tonight
That I just wanna be your homecoming queen
Pin-up poster dream, not one of the boys

I wanna be a flower,
Not a dirty weed
I wanna smell like roses,
Not a baseball team
And I swear maybe one day
You're gonna wanna make out,
Make out, make out with me

Don't wanna be,
Don't wanna be,
Don't wanna be ..

'Cause I don't wanna be
One of the boys, one of your guys
Just give me a chance to prove to you tonight
That I just wanna be one of the girls
Pretty in pearls and not one of the boys