He's the alphabet pony
Oh he's the alphabet pony
Phoney monkey toy money
Lose end soda hands
Pink plastic jesus on the dashboard
Just saying
He's the alphabet pony
Oh he's the alphabet pony
No fun not happy
Got no money need a friend
A volcano dish on a mountain-top to live in
He's the alphabet pony
Oh he's the alphabet pony
He's the alphabet pony
Oh he's the alphabet pony
Cancel sunday cancel monday
Don't look at me I've been
Running on a no-tomorrow
Road at great speed
Need a punch a pop a bang a different song
Like a nice new home
Needs a mean stray dog yeah
He's the alphabet pony
Oh he's the alphabet pony
He's the alphabet pony
He's the alphabet pony
Oh we go up down up down
Up downtown again
We like the walk the talk don't stop
And fall into the quicksand
Sharp teeth dry heat
Can't breathe too many sins
And don't forget my cigarettes
And get something that we can drink
He's the alphabet pony
Oh he's the alphabet pony
He's the alphabet pony
He's the alphabet pony