Dickweed

You think you're alone
You're the only one
Who's got those problems with yourself
Cause you don't know anyone else
Who's ever masturbated twice a day
You think you're insane
Because you think the thoughts
You think every time you see a girl
You enter your green world
You close your eyes and then you dream away
But let me tell you it's good and it's ok
To masturbate everyday
You think you're alone
You're the only one
Who's got those problems with yourself
Cause you don't know anyone else
Who's ever masturbated twice a day