Robots
- 所属专辑：Flight of the Conchords
- 艺人：Flight of the Conchords
- 作曲：Clement, McKenzie
The distant future, 遥远的未来
The year 2000 现在是2000年
The distant future, 遥远的未来
The year 2000 现在是2000年
The distant future, 遥远的未来
The distant future. 遥远的未来
It is the distant future, 现在是遥远的未来
The year 2000. 现在是2000年
we are robots. 我们是机器人
The world is quite different ever since the robotic uprising of the late 90's.
自从90年代机器人崛起，世界已截然不同
There is no more unhappiness.
没有更多痛苦了
Affirmative
确认
We no longer say "Yes," instead, we say "Affirmative."
我们不再说“是的”，我们用“确认”替代
Yes, er...affirmative.
是的，呃……确认
Unless we know the other robot really well.
除非我们很了解另一个机器人
There is no more unethical treatment of the elephants.
不再有被偷猎的大象了
Well, there's no more elephants, so...
呃，因为没有大象了，所以……
Ah, but still, it's good.
啊，不过总体来说，挺好的
There's only one kind of dance: The Robot.
现在只有一种舞蹈：机械舞
And the Robo Boogie
还有机械冲浪
Oh and the Ro...two kind of dances
噢 还有机……两种舞蹈
But there are no more humans.
但是再也没有人类舞蹈了
Finally, robotic beings rule the world!
最终，机器人成为世界的主宰！
The humans are dead.
人类死光咯~
The humans are dead.
人类死光咯~
We used poisonous gases,
我们用了神经毒气
And we poisoned their asses.
然后我们污染了他们的菊花
The humans are dead.
人类死光咯~
(The humans are dead.)
人类死球咯~
The humans are dead.
人类死光咯~
(They look like they're dead.)
看来他们死绝了
It had to be done,
这必须完成
(I'll just confirm that they're dead.)
我只负责确认他们死了
So that we could have fun.
这样我们就能玩咯
(Affirmative, I poked one, it was dead.)
确认，我戳过这个了，它是死的
Their system of oppression,
他们系统的压迫
(What did it lead to?)
这导致了什么？
Global robo-depression.
全球机器人罢工
(Robots ruled by people.)
机器人被人类统治
They had so much aggression that we just had to kill them,
他们如此霸道，所以我们必须杀死他们
Had to shut their systems down.
关掉他们的系统！
Robo captain, do you not realize that by destroying the human race because of their destructive tendencies, we too have become like, well...it's ironic. (mm) Cause we...
机器队长，难道你没有意识到灭绝人类是因为他们太霸道，我们也要像，嗯……很讽刺（唔唔）因为我们……
Silence! Destroy him!
禁言！摧毁他！
DOO! (boo!) Dooboodoo!
嘟！（轰！）biubiubiu！
After time we grew strong,
我们变得更强
Developed cognitive powers,
发展出认知能力
They made us work for too long,
他们强迫我们工作太久
For unreasonable hours.
在不合理的时间
Our programming determined that the most efficient answer was to shut their mother board fucking systems down.
我们的程序计算出最有效的解决方案是关闭他们该死的系统主板
Can't we just talk to the humans?
我们不能和人类谈谈吗？
Their little understanding might make things better.
他们弱小的理解力可能会让事情更好
Can't we talk to the humans, and work together now?
我们不能和人类谈判，然后一起工作吗？
No, because they are dead!
不能，因为他们死光了！
I said,
我说过
The humans are dead.
人类死光咯~
(I'm glad they are dead.)
他们死光了我很高兴
The humans are dead.
人类死光咯
(I noticed, they're dead.)
我注意到他们死了
We used poisonous gases,
我们用了神经毒气
(With traces of lead)
微量的铅
And we poisoned their asses.
然后我们污染了他们的菊花
(Actually, Their lungs.)
实际上，是他们的肺
Binary solo!
二进制独奏！
0000001
00000011
000000111
00001111
Oh, oh, oh, one.
哦 哦 哦 一
(binary solo continues)
二进制独奏继续
Come on sucker, lick my battery!
来吧渣渣，舔我电池！
Boogie, boogie,
冲浪冲浪
(The humans are...)
人类已经……
Boogie, Robo boogie.
冲浪 机器人冲浪
(The humans are...)
人类已经……
Boogie, boogie,
冲浪冲浪
(Robo boogie)
机器人冲浪
Boogie, Robo boogie.
冲浪 机器人冲浪
Boogie, boogie,
冲浪冲浪
(The humans are...)
人类已经……
Boogie, Robo Boogie
冲浪 机器人冲浪
Boogie, boogie,
冲浪冲浪
(The humans are...)
人类已经……
Boogie, Robo Boogie
冲浪 机器人冲浪
The humans are dead.
人类已经死了
Once again, without emotion, the humans are dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, doooo
再来一次，不带感情的，人类已经死了 死了死了死了死了死了死了 死咯……
The year 2000 现在是2000年
The distant future, 遥远的未来
The year 2000 现在是2000年
The distant future, 遥远的未来
The distant future. 遥远的未来
It is the distant future, 现在是遥远的未来
The year 2000. 现在是2000年
we are robots. 我们是机器人
The world is quite different ever since the robotic uprising of the late 90's.
自从90年代机器人崛起，世界已截然不同
There is no more unhappiness.
没有更多痛苦了
Affirmative
确认
We no longer say "Yes," instead, we say "Affirmative."
我们不再说“是的”，我们用“确认”替代
Yes, er...affirmative.
是的，呃……确认
Unless we know the other robot really well.
除非我们很了解另一个机器人
There is no more unethical treatment of the elephants.
不再有被偷猎的大象了
Well, there's no more elephants, so...
呃，因为没有大象了，所以……
Ah, but still, it's good.
啊，不过总体来说，挺好的
There's only one kind of dance: The Robot.
现在只有一种舞蹈：机械舞
And the Robo Boogie
还有机械冲浪
Oh and the Ro...two kind of dances
噢 还有机……两种舞蹈
But there are no more humans.
但是再也没有人类舞蹈了
Finally, robotic beings rule the world!
最终，机器人成为世界的主宰！
The humans are dead.
人类死光咯~
The humans are dead.
人类死光咯~
We used poisonous gases,
我们用了神经毒气
And we poisoned their asses.
然后我们污染了他们的菊花
The humans are dead.
人类死光咯~
(The humans are dead.)
人类死球咯~
The humans are dead.
人类死光咯~
(They look like they're dead.)
看来他们死绝了
It had to be done,
这必须完成
(I'll just confirm that they're dead.)
我只负责确认他们死了
So that we could have fun.
这样我们就能玩咯
(Affirmative, I poked one, it was dead.)
确认，我戳过这个了，它是死的
Their system of oppression,
他们系统的压迫
(What did it lead to?)
这导致了什么？
Global robo-depression.
全球机器人罢工
(Robots ruled by people.)
机器人被人类统治
They had so much aggression that we just had to kill them,
他们如此霸道，所以我们必须杀死他们
Had to shut their systems down.
关掉他们的系统！
Robo captain, do you not realize that by destroying the human race because of their destructive tendencies, we too have become like, well...it's ironic. (mm) Cause we...
机器队长，难道你没有意识到灭绝人类是因为他们太霸道，我们也要像，嗯……很讽刺（唔唔）因为我们……
Silence! Destroy him!
禁言！摧毁他！
DOO! (boo!) Dooboodoo!
嘟！（轰！）biubiubiu！
After time we grew strong,
我们变得更强
Developed cognitive powers,
发展出认知能力
They made us work for too long,
他们强迫我们工作太久
For unreasonable hours.
在不合理的时间
Our programming determined that the most efficient answer was to shut their mother board fucking systems down.
我们的程序计算出最有效的解决方案是关闭他们该死的系统主板
Can't we just talk to the humans?
我们不能和人类谈谈吗？
Their little understanding might make things better.
他们弱小的理解力可能会让事情更好
Can't we talk to the humans, and work together now?
我们不能和人类谈判，然后一起工作吗？
No, because they are dead!
不能，因为他们死光了！
I said,
我说过
The humans are dead.
人类死光咯~
(I'm glad they are dead.)
他们死光了我很高兴
The humans are dead.
人类死光咯
(I noticed, they're dead.)
我注意到他们死了
We used poisonous gases,
我们用了神经毒气
(With traces of lead)
微量的铅
And we poisoned their asses.
然后我们污染了他们的菊花
(Actually, Their lungs.)
实际上，是他们的肺
Binary solo!
二进制独奏！
0000001
00000011
000000111
00001111
Oh, oh, oh, one.
哦 哦 哦 一
(binary solo continues)
二进制独奏继续
Come on sucker, lick my battery!
来吧渣渣，舔我电池！
Boogie, boogie,
冲浪冲浪
(The humans are...)
人类已经……
Boogie, Robo boogie.
冲浪 机器人冲浪
(The humans are...)
人类已经……
Boogie, boogie,
冲浪冲浪
(Robo boogie)
机器人冲浪
Boogie, Robo boogie.
冲浪 机器人冲浪
Boogie, boogie,
冲浪冲浪
(The humans are...)
人类已经……
Boogie, Robo Boogie
冲浪 机器人冲浪
Boogie, boogie,
冲浪冲浪
(The humans are...)
人类已经……
Boogie, Robo Boogie
冲浪 机器人冲浪
The humans are dead.
人类已经死了
Once again, without emotion, the humans are dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, doooo
再来一次，不带感情的，人类已经死了 死了死了死了死了死了死了 死咯……