Kyle's Mom's A B**ch

Weeeeeelllllll, Kyle's mom's a bitch, she's a big fat witch,
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
She's a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch,
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls!

On Monday she's a bitch, on Tuesday she's a bitch,
And Wednesday through Saturday she's a bitch,
Then on Sunday, just to be different,
She's a super king kamehameha bi-atch!

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
She's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair,
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch...
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, she's a stupid bitch!
Kyle's mom's a bitch, and she just a dirty bitch!

Talk to kids around the world,
It might go a little bit somethin' like this!

(Cartman & kids in various languages)

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
She's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair,
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch...
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, she's a stupid bitch!

Kyle's mom's a bitch, and she just a dirty bitch!

I really mean it Kyle's mom!
She's a big fat, fuckin' biiiiiitch,
Mean old fat fuckin' bitch, Kyle's moooom yeah-chaaaa...