What Would Brian Boitano Do?

What would Brain Boitano do
If he was here right now
He`d make a plan and he`d follow through
That what Brian Boitano`d do
When Brain Boitano was in the olympics
Skating for the gold
He did two salchows and a triple lutz
While wearing a blindfold
When Brain Boitano was in the alps
Fighting grizzly bears
He used his magical fire breath
And saved the maidens fai
So what would Brain Boitano do
If he was here today
I`m sure hed kick an ass or two
Thats what Brian Boitano`d do
I want this vchip out of mere
It has stunted my vocabulary
And i just want my mom to stop fighting everyone
For Wendy ill be a activist too
Cause that what Brain Boitano would do
And what would Brain Boitano do
He`d call all the kids in town
And tell them to unite for truth
That`s what brian boitano`d do
When brian boitano traveled through time to the year 3010
He fought the evil robot king
And saved the human race again
And when Brain Boitano built the pyramids he beat up kublai khan
Cause Brain Boitano doesnt take shit from anybody
So lets call all the kids together
And unite to stop our moms
And well save Terrance and Phillip too
Cause thats Brain Boitanod do
And well save Terrance and Phillip too
Cause thats Brain Boitanod do