I Can Change

Some people say that I'm a bad guy.
They may be right, they may be right.

But it's not as if I don't try.

I just ** up, try as I might.

But I can change, I can change.

I can learn to keep my promises, I swear it

I'll open up my heart and I will share it. Any minute now, I will be born again.

Yes, I can change, I can change.

I know I've been a dirty little bastard

I like to kill, I like to maim. Yes I'm insane, but it's okay 'cause I can change!

It's not my fault that I'm so evil.

It's society. Society.

You see, my parents were sometimes abusive.

And it made a prick of me.

But I can change, I can change.

I can learn to keep my promises, I know it.

I'll open up my heart and I will show it. Any minute now, I will be born again.

Satan: But what if you never change?

What if you remain a sandy little butthole?

Saddam: Ey, Satan! Don't be such a twit! Mother Teresa won't have ** on me!

Just watch. Just watch me change! Here I go, I'm changing!

[fast instrumental]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Hut. Hut. Hut. Hut. Hut. Hut. Hut. Hut.

[silence]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

[normal tempo resumes. Saddam whistles the melody]