Some Red Handed Slight Of Hand

And Now, We Proudly Present

Songs Perverse And Songs Of Lament.

A Couple Of Hymns Of Confession,

And Songs That Recognize Our Sick Obsessions.

Sing Along- I'M On The Ugly Organ Again.

Sing Along- I'M On The Ugly Organ, So Lets Begin.

There's No Use To Keep A Secret,

Everything I Hide Ends Up In Lyrics...

So Read On- Accuse Me When You're Done-

If It Sounds Like I Did You Wrong.

Our Father, Who Art In Heaven,

Save Me From This Wreck I'M About To Drown In.

Didn't I Learn Anything Counting Out

My Sins On Rosary Beads?

The Reverend Plays On The Ugly Organ;

He Spews Out His Sweet Ad Salty Sermon

On The Audience.

...so Why Do I Think I'M Any Different?

I've Been Making Money Off My Indifference.

We All Pass The Hat Around,

'this Is My Body', This Is The Blood I Found

On My Hands After I Wrote This Album.

Play It Off As Stigmata For Crossover Fans...

Some Red Handed Sleight Of Hand.

Woah Oh.